Educate a girl & she will educate four people in a home
while she is studying in a college fifty boys get failed.
What to do..?
We all spend so much money for
But the best moments of life are
enjoyed without clothes,
Funny sentence written on the T-shirt
of a beautiful girl walking on side of the road:
You r not looking at the road right now
Last year u were in love with that girl &
this year u r in love with other one.
What do u say about this?
Stud: SYLLABUS has been changed!
Degree of Girls
BA- Beautiful Angel
BSc- Beautiful Structure
BL- Beautiful Lips
BCom- Beautiful Completely
MBA- Married But Available
Think of it
Teacher Gave Him Punishment
To Write 5000 Times
“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class…”
And Submit It Tomorrow….
Next Day, He Submitted The Paper Written
Void Main( )
Clrscr( );Int N;
For( N=1 ; N<=5000 ; N++ )
Printf(“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class”); Getch( ); }
Be A Programmer… Think Differently
Mom to her 7 year old kid
lets practice maths ok?
lets start with addition.
Your GF gave u 2 candy and 2 ice cream
Whats ur answer?
Boy: Love u Jaanu.
2 Judwa Bachche..
1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha..
2nd Udaas tha.
Dad: Tum itna kyun Hans rahe ho.
Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein
dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.. haha
Bangalore to Mangalore 120 kms,
Mangalore to Bangalore 120 kms,
Monday to Sunday 6 days,
Sunday to Monday 1 day?
This is Cheating