Girl apne Boyfriend se:
Main Maa Ban ne wali hun.
Girl: Oye Pagal…
Tere Baap ne Mujhe Propose kiya hai..
Main teri maa ban ne wali hun!
Question: Collage Me Ladkiyo Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai?
1 Tere Wali
2 Mere Wali
3 Teri bhabhi
4 Meri bhabhi
A cute proposal from a cute boy to a cute girl:
Boy: your name seems to be very small,
Can i add my name with ur name!
Ladki apni marzi se DE to Pyar,
Dost DILAYE to Uphar,
Ghar wale DILAYE to Sanskar,
Aur hum LE-LE to,
Section-376-IPC ke tahat
What do gay couple say on seeing a beautiful, pretty girl?
Yaar ye aisi hai to iska bhai kaisa hoga!!
1st Standard Boy:-
Can I kiss Your Hand?
1st Standard Girl:-
Why, Is Anything Wrong With My LIPS!!
God: I’m making girls with Hi-tech features
The Heart should be “PASSWORD” Protected to Avoid Multiple Users
Ek ladki raste pe akeli jaa rahi thi.
Ek ladka bola-ghar tak lift chahiye kya?
Ladki- bhag saale, 3 din se lift le rahi hu,
Ab tak ghar nahi pahunchi..!!!
Educate a girl & she will educate four people in a home
while she is studying in a college fifty boys get failed.
What to do..?