2 Judwa Bachche..
1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha.. 2nd Udaas tha. Dad: Tum itna kyun Hans rahe ho. Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.. haha
PATI aur PATNI so rahe the.
Achaanak, PATNI sapna dekh ke chillayi.. “bhago mera PATI aa gaya” PATI utha aur khidki se kud gaya.
Height of Embarrassment
Man sitting with his wife in park, another lady comes to his wife & says paise pehly le lena ye admi bad me bohat lafra krta hai
In an art gallery, a couple saw a picture of a girl covered only by leafs.
Husband keeps watching. Wife: Ab chaloge ya HAWA aane tak intezar karoge…
Beti- Me padosi se pyar karti hu aur mein uske sath bhag rahi hu,
Baap- Thanku mere paise aur time dono bach gaye, Beti- Main letter padh rahi hun jo mummy chor ke gayi hai..!
2 men went to a call girl
1st went in & come out & said na my wife is better. 2nd went in & come out & said right ur wife is much better dost!
Aadmi apni Biwi ke saath Bar mein baitha tha.
Waha se ek callgirl nikli aur boli: kam paise doge to aisa hi maal milega.
Couple agreed that whenever they want to have sex they will say-
“Let’s make a phone call”
1 day The man sent his son to tel mom while she was busy in kitchen.
Son: Mom, dad is asking u to cm so he can make a phone call. Mom: Go tel im out of coverage area. Dad: Go tel ur mom that if she cant cm i will make d cal elsewhere. Mom: Go tel ur dad if he does that i will open a call center here.
University exam mein WIFE per essay likhne ko kaha gya.
1 student ne sirf 1 hi sentence likha aur usey pure marks mile, She has a Problem for every Solution.