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Dad: Aaj tak tune koi aisa kam kiya hai jis se mera sir uncha hua ho?

Dad: Aaj tak tune koi aisa kam kiya hai..
jis se mera sir uncha hua ho?

Beta: 1 bar aapke sar ke niche

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TAKIYA lgaya tha Bhul gaye?

Cute SMS, Family SMS

A little kid walks into a city bus

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits-right behind the driver and starts yelling,
“If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.”
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with,
“If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.”
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yellsat the kid,
“What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!”

The kid smiles and says, “I would be a bus driver!”

Family SMS

An illiterate father with his educated son

An illiterate father with his educated son went on a camping trip..
They setup their tent & fell asleep.
Some hours later, … Father wakes his son & asks: Look up to the sky & tell me what u see,?
Son: I see millions of stars.
Father: And what does that tel u.?
Son: Astronomically,it tells there r millions of galaxies & planets.
Father slaps the son hard & says: Idiot ‘some one has stolen our tent
Moral : Education ruins our commonsense.