Couple agreed that whenever they want to have sex they will say-
“Let’s make a phone call”
1 day The man sent his son to tel mom while she was busy in kitchen.
Son: Mom, dad is asking u to cm so he can make a phone call. Mom: Go tel im out of coverage area. Dad: Go tel ur mom that if she cant cm i will make d cal elsewhere. Mom: Go tel ur dad if he does that i will open a call center here.
My mom asked me why dont u study d whole year & study Only during exams?
I replied…. Bcoz
Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin, tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai
Mom reply: Wah kya dilague mara hai??
In those days parents wants
there girl to get married to a good boy.
Now a days parents wants
there boy to get married to a good girl.
Zindgi ki Shuruat ‘S’ Se hoti hai.
S- for Suraj, S- Subah, S- Sham, S- Swagat, S- Samay Uske bad S- Sagai Phir Shadi Phir Sas, Sasur, Sali, Sala Phir Satyanas!
Pappu Papa se Bola:
Papa shadi ke liye kitne paise chukane padte hai?
Papa: Pata nahi.
main to abhi tak chuka raha hu.
DIARY OF A BABY
15th June: I got attached with ovary
17th June: Em a tissue now 30th July: Mom said to Dad, you are going to be a Father
MOM & DAD were very Happy !
15th Sept: I can feel my heartbeat
14th Oct: I’ve little hands, legs, head & stomach 13th Nov: Today, I was in a Ultra Scan, WoW! em a Girl 14th Nov: I was DEAD
My Parents killed me because, I was a girl..!
-People love to have a Mother, Wife & ofcourse a Girlfriend too! Than why not a Daughter?
-Think about it, Spread the awareness among those who are less educated, a life is life, no matter what !
From Human Being to Being Human
After hitting sister brother says.. a person only beats whom he actually luvs..!!
Sis slaps him twice n says..
do u think i love u lesser!
Never apply any terms and conditions in your
Relations will be changed into CONTRACTS!!
Zindgi mein 2 logo ka bahut khyal rakhna.
1st wo jisne aap ki jeet ke liye bahut kuch hara ho.
2nd wo jisko aap ne har dukh mein pukara ho.