smsmaja

Double Meaning SMS, Husband-Wife SMS

A maths professor sent a sms to his wife

A maths professor sent a sms to his wife.
Dear you are now 54 years old and unable to satisfy me.
Now I am with my 18 years old female student
So I will be late tonight.
Wife replied: dear you’re also 54 years
and unable to satisfy me.
Now I am with our driver
who is also 18 years.
As you are mathematicians you know very well
that 18 goes into 54 many times
more than 54 goes into 18 so don’t come tonight!