In an art gallery, a couple saw a picture of a girl covered only by leafs.
Husband keeps watching. Wife: Ab chaloge ya HAWA aane tak intezar karoge…
Beti- Me padosi se pyar karti hu aur mein uske sath bhag rahi hu,
Baap- Thanku mere paise aur time dono bach gaye, Beti- Main letter padh rahi hun jo mummy chor ke gayi hai..!
2 men went to a call girl
1st went in & come out & said na my wife is better. 2nd went in & come out & said right ur wife is much better dost!
Aadmi apni Biwi ke saath Bar mein baitha tha.
Waha se ek callgirl nikli aur boli: kam paise doge to aisa hi maal milega.
Couple agreed that whenever they want to have sex they will say-
“Let’s make a phone call”
1 day The man sent his son to tel mom while she was busy in kitchen.
Son: Mom, dad is asking u to cm so he can make a phone call. Mom: Go tel im out of coverage area. Dad: Go tel ur mom that if she cant cm i will make d cal elsewhere. Mom: Go tel ur dad if he does that i will open a call center here.
Why Americn names r like
JACKSON WILSON MARKSON ROBINSON KENSON ANDERSON DAVIDSON JEMSON JOHNSON
Mom can’t remembr WHO is WHOSE SON
LADY- I want to learn tennis.!!
Coach- No problem mam… Just hold this racket as u hold ur husband pe..s
Coach- No No mam…. get the racket out of ur mouth!!
Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein hi bandh jati hai..
Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki
gaantthe kholne ke liye hi zamin par bheja jaata hai.
A couple had a fight one night when they were going to bed,
Husband Taunted: Good night mother of 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night Father of none