On this Doctor’s Day…
I want to thank you…
As I am hearty and healthy again…
Hope you have a great day?
Happy Doctor’s Day!!
SANTA: Doctor help me,
mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz
sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
SANTA: Phone karte waqt.
Dr to Ash’s baby in hospital
Dr.: who is ur grandpa?
Baby: Big B
Dr.: Who is ur Mom?
Baby: Miss World
Dr.: who is ur father?
Baby: No idea sir jee.
Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health?
Santa: Sir i play football,
Cricket, tennis daily.
Doctor: how long do you play?
Santa: Till the time the mobile battery not gets down….
A man to doctor:
Is there any medicine for long life..?
Doctor: Get married..!!
Man: Will it help ?
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts!!
Amma- Doctor shahab mera beta Bike se gir gaya,
Dr.- I don’t no hindi plz tell me in ENG.
Amma- My londa gironda from Hero-Honda,
broken haddi ker de patti
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai,
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
You’re a breath of fresh air, just like my asthma inhaler!
Patient – Doctor I keep stealing things. What can I do?
Doctor – Try to resist the temptation but if you can’t, get me a new television…