Patient to Doctor- Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi he
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya
Dr.- Janta hu,thapad ki aawaz yaha tak aa rahi thi ..
Nurse Put Patient Finger In Her Mouth,
After Blood Test.
Patient Starts Dancing,
Nurse Asks: Why You Are Dancing?
Patient: Next Is Urine Test
Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?
Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi hai, Liver mein Pain ho raha hai
Doc: Daroo Peete ho??
Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana.
Patient: Doctor, You Must Help Me.
I Keep Losing My Temper With People….
Doctor: Tell Me About Your Problem….
Patient: I Just Did, You Stupid Bastard….
On this Doctor’s Day…
I want to thank you…
As I am hearty and healthy again…
Hope you have a great day?
Happy Doctor’s Day!!
SANTA: Doctor help me,
mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz
sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
SANTA: Phone karte waqt.
Dr to Ash’s baby in hospital
Dr.: who is ur grandpa?
Baby: Big B
Dr.: Who is ur Mom?
Baby: Miss World
Dr.: who is ur father?
Baby: No idea sir jee.
Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health?
Santa: Sir i play football,
Cricket, tennis daily.
Doctor: how long do you play?
Santa: Till the time the mobile battery not gets down….
After a consult, the doctor says:
I’ve got good news Misses Darwin
Lady: Miss Darwin….
Doctor: Oh… Then I have bad news Miss Darwin.