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Dialogue SMS

Lo kallo baat. Are English to aisi ave hain ke that I can leave angrez behind

anji asks Amitabh – do you know English ?

Amitabh starts:
Lo kallo baat. Are English to aisi ave hain ke that I can leave angrez behind

I can talk english, I can walk english, I can laugh english, because english is a funny language. Bhairo becomes barren and barren becomes Bhairo because their minds are very narrow.

In the year 1929 when India was playing Australia at the Melbourne stadium Vijay Hazare and Vijay Merchant were at the crease. Vijay Merchant told Vijay Hazare. look Vijay Hazare Sir , this is a very prestigious match and we must consider it very prestigiously. We must take this into consideration, the consideration that this is an important match and ultimately this consideration must end in a run.

In the year 1979 when Pakistan was playing against India at the Wankhede stadium Wasim Raja and Wasim Bari were at the crease and they took the same consideration. Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari, look Wasim Bari, we must consider this consideration and considering that this is an important match we must put this consideration into action and ultimately score a run. And both of them considered the consideration and ran and both of them got out.

Dialogue SMS

suno suno duniya keh logho sabseh barah heh mr gogo!

GOGO mybaap,aap hamari aankhon se gotiyan kyon khelna chate hain,aur agar aapko khelni hi hai to unki aankhon se kheliye dekhiye na kitni bad badi hain

suno suno duniya keh logho sabseh barah heh mr gogo!

poora plan ban chuka hai,,aur plaan ke mutabik……

Kyunki saari villians hamari tarah smart nahi hote

gogo mai-baap, mujhe marne se pehle ise ek baar peetna hai… nahinnnnnnnn, main marne se pehle pitna nahin chahta…

50 lakh!!??… hum log to 5 lakh maange waale the, aur yeh keh raha thi wo bhi jyada hai…

abe amar, goli hi to nahin hai…

aapne bataya nahin sir, aaj mera bday hai…

mera naam hai crime master GOGO abb aaya hoon to kuch to leke jaaonga..

Dialogue SMS

Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..

Scene: Raabert had twins and comes to the “Boss”…..
Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajit : Ek ka naam rakho Peter….
Raabert: boss or doosre ka ?
Ajit: Repeater.

Scene: Raabert had triplet and comes to the “Boss”…..
Raabert: Boss, mera teen bachche ka keya naam shoche hein aap?
Ajit: Ek Naam rakhkho, Peter, Repeater aur Wang Chung.
Raabert: Teesra ka naam “Wang Chung” kiu boss???!!!
Ajit: Beokuf, tumhe malum nehi…is prithwi me paida hone waalaa har teesra bachcha Chinese hota hai.

Dialogue SMS

hamara mehman hai.Tum ja kar uske doosre hath mein bhee gadhi

Scene: Ajit spots one of his is enemies
Ajit: Maikal, woh jo admi ghadi pahne tumhe nazar aarahaa hai, woh hamara mehman hai.Tum ja kar uske doosre hath mein bhee gadhi pahna do…phir woh do ghadi ka mehman ho jayega !

Scene: Raabert and Ajit go for shikar…Raabert spots a peacock…
Raabert: Boss….more.. more…
Ajit picks up the peacock, shoots it and says…
Ajit : Nomore !

Peter: bass yeh aadmi to kuchh boal hee nahin rahaa…
Ajit: Ise revolving chair pe bitha do, pataa to lage chakkar kya hai.

Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen ?
Ajit: Raabert, is bail kaa stool test karo.
Raabert: Stool, boss ?
Ajit: Aakhir pataa chale ki ye bullshit kya cheez hai.

Dialogue SMS

Hamari Jail Mein Surang Banane Ka Auzaar.

Hamara Naam Soorma Bhopali Aise Hi Nahi Hai.
Ha Ha Sipahiyon- Adhe Idhar Jao, Adhe Udhar Jao, Baaqi Mere Peeche Aao.
Hamari Jail Mein Surang Banane Ka Auzaar.
Budhiya Going To Jail, Chukki Peesing and Peesing and Peesing.
Haan! James Bond Ke Potay Hain.
Tumhara Naam Kya Hai Basanti.
Chal Dhano! Aaj teri Basanti ki izzhat ka saawal hai.
Kitne aadmi the ?
Jo darr gaya, samjho marr gaya.
Basanti, in kutton ke samne mat naachna.
Arre ‘O Samba, Kitna inaam rakhe hai sarkaar humpar.
Tera kya hoga re, Kaliya?
Hum Angrenzo ke zamane ke jailor hain!
Lag Gaya Nishaana.
Yeh haath hum ko de de, thakur.
Bahut Yaaraana lagta hai.
Goli chhe aur aadmi teen, bahit nainsafi hai.