Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi?
Latest SMS | Text Messages : College School Sms
1 Nursery Class ka bacha bola
1 Nursery CLASS ka bacha bola
Mam me aap ko kaisa lagta hun?
Mam- SO SWEET
BACHA Apni Side ke Larke Se Bola-
Dekha mene kaha tha na line marti hai
A fantastic Letter by a little Kid who hates Maths
A fantastic Letter by a little Kid who hates Maths:
Dear maths,
Plz grow up soon &
try to solve your own problems.
Don’t depend on others
New exam pattern
New exam pattern=>
1.General students:-Ans ALL question.
2.OBC:-Write ANY question.
3.SC:-Read ONLY question.
4.ST:-Thanks for coming 2 exam..
apNE KYA CHUNA?
A boy came running 2 d lecture hall
A boy came running 2 d lecture hall.
BOY:terrorists hav kidnapped all our lecturers nd hav demanded
50 lakhs 2 release them or else they will burn them alive.
.so pls donate…i hav already donated 10 litres kerosene.
Students song
Students song
Hm hoge all pass
Hm hoge all pass
1din
Ho! ho!
SOTE h bindass
Likhte h bakwas
Karte h timepas
Fir B h vishwas
Marks milenge jhaKkas 1 din!!!!
Bahut dard hota he jab teacher
Bahut dard hota he jab teacher bolta hai ki
tumhara or tumhare aage wale ka answer 1 hi he
tab dilse aawaz ati he to sale sawal bhi to 1 hi tha
how to kill an Engineering student
how to kill an Engineering student….
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Just pour water on his record book one day before submission!!
Mar Jayega!!
By NiDHi
Hw wil a CS gal scolds a boy
Hw wil a CS gal scolds a boy
“Pedaishi Error,
Virus k Bacche,
1Click Marungi 2 Dharti Se Delete Ho k Pataal Me Instaal Ho Jayega”