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Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi?

Beti- B.B.A Karungi.

Papa- Wat is BBA!

Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Pr Aish ..!

Question: Collage Me Ladkiyo Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai?

Ans: 4
1 Tere Wali
2 Mere Wali
3 Teri bhabhi
4 Meri bhabhi

Ultimate Kaliyug:
1st Standard Boy:-
Can I kiss Your Hand?

1st Standard Girl:-
Why, Is Anything Wrong With My LIPS!!

Government says.
Educate a girl & she will educate four people in a home
But
while she is studying in a college fifty boys get failed.
What to do..?

Teacher: Why ru late?

Girl: 1 boy was following me.

Teacher: so what?

Girl: d boy was walking very slowly!

TEACHER:
Last year u were in love with that girl &
this year u r in love with other one.

What do u say about this?
Stud: SYLLABUS has been changed!

Degree of Girls
BA- Beautiful Angel
BSc- Beautiful Structure
BL- Beautiful Lips
BCom- Beautiful Completely
MBA- Married But Available
Think of it

Teacher: soniya tera sapana kya hai?
Soniya: chand par chadana….
Teacher: rahul tumhara sapna…?
Rahul: soniya par chadana…

DAD went school to get son’s report card.
BUSY MADAM:Abi nahi
DAD: To phir kab aaun me?
MADAM: Mere “periods” khatam hone k bad.
DAD: Wowh!