University exam mein WIFE per essay likhne ko kaha gya.
1 student ne sirf 1 hi sentence likha aur usey pure marks mile,
She has a Problem for every Solution.
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The Funniest Situation in Student Life
The Funniest Situation in Student Life:
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When u have No idea what to Write
in the Paper & the Examiner Comes & Says..
*Plz Hide ur Answer Sheet*
Kya life hai hamari?
Syllabus- 80GB
We study- 80MB
Retains in mind- 80KB
Write in exam- 80Bytes
Result cums in binary digits
i.e.
00
01
10
11
Kya life hai hamari?
Single sheet of paper cannot decide my future
Im a great fan of Thomas Edison,
Because of his quote that…!!
Tomorrow is my exam but I dont care
Because a single sheet of paper
cannot decide my future.
Mat chhino college ke baccho se mobile
Mat chhino college ke baccho se mobile,
ye akele rehne se darte hai,
le lo exam bhi FACEBOOK par..
kyun ki ye ek hi chiz to hai jo mann lagakar use krte hae.
Saccha dost wo hota hai
Saccha dost wo hota hai,
Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali,
Window ke samne aake bole??
Abey kitna likhega??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai..
Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam
Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
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We Tried Our Best
Can’t Say Anything Right Now!
Frnd k saath kro ya grlfrnd k sath
Frnd k saath kro ya grlfrnd k sath,
room me kro ya badroom me,
bad par kro ya fir sofe pe,
din me kro ya fir raat me,
ground me karo ya garden me kro,
aakhir success hone k liye padhai to krni padegi na.
My mom asked me why dont u study d whole year
My mom asked me why dont u study d whole year & study Only during exams?
I replied…. Bcoz
Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin,
tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai
Mom reply: Wah kya dilague mara hai??