Teacher: soniya tera sapana kya hai?
Soniya: chand par chadana….
Teacher: rahul tumhara sapna…?
Rahul: soniya par chadana…
Latest SMS | Text Messages : College School Sms
DAD went school to get son’s report card
DAD went school to get son’s report card.
BUSY MADAM:Abi nahi
DAD: To phir kab aaun me?
MADAM: Mere “periods” khatam hone k bad.
DAD: Wowh!
GODS are also I.T. Engineers
GODS are also I.T. Engineers
BRAHMA
System installer
VISNU
System supporter
SHIV
System Programmer
NAARAD
Data transfer
YAM
Deleter
MENKA
Virus!
Be a Programmer, Think Differently
Teacher Gave Him Punishment
To Write 5000 Times
“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class…”
And Submit It Tomorrow….
Next Day, He Submitted The Paper Written
#Include
Void Main( )
{
Clrscr( );Int N;
For( N=1 ; N<=5000 ; N++ )
Printf(“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class”); Getch( ); }
Be A Programmer… Think Differently
Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya
Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi?
1 Nursery Class ka bacha bola
1 Nursery CLASS ka bacha bola
Mam me aap ko kaisa lagta hun?
Mam- SO SWEET
BACHA Apni Side ke Larke Se Bola-
Dekha mene kaha tha na line marti hai
A fantastic Letter by a little Kid who hates Maths
A fantastic Letter by a little Kid who hates Maths:
Dear maths,
Plz grow up soon &
try to solve your own problems.
Don’t depend on others
New exam pattern
New exam pattern=>
1.General students:-Ans ALL question.
2.OBC:-Write ANY question.
3.SC:-Read ONLY question.
4.ST:-Thanks for coming 2 exam..
apNE KYA CHUNA?
A boy came running 2 d lecture hall
A boy came running 2 d lecture hall.
BOY:terrorists hav kidnapped all our lecturers nd hav demanded
50 lakhs 2 release them or else they will burn them alive.
.so pls donate…i hav already donated 10 litres kerosene.