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Sheikh SMS

Dukandar: 1 Baal Toota hai To Naya Q Lerahe Ho

Memon Dukandar Se: Yaar Zara Toothbrush Dena Mere Brush Ka ek Baal Toot Gaya Hai

Dukandar: 1 Baal Toota hai To Naya Q Lerahe Ho

Memon: Jo Toota Hai Woh Akhri Tha…

Sheikh SMS

Ek Sheikh ne arbi ko khoon de ke jaan bachai.

Ek Sheikh ne arbi ko khoon de ke jaan bachai.
Arbi ne use MERCEDIZE gift di.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarurat pari.
sheikh ne phir khoon dia.
Ab ki bar Arbi ne ’2 juice k packs’ gift kiye.
Sheikh Gussey say bola: ‘Mercedez kioun nahi di?’ Arbi:
‘Munna ab hamarey ander b sheikhon ka Khoon Dor raha hai