smsmaja

Sardar and Pathan SMS

sardar: aj mein ne pani ko dhoka day diya.

sardar: aj mein ne pani ko dhoka day diya.
dost: wo kaisy???
sardar: mein ne nahany k leay pani garam kia, par mein ne thandy pani se naha liya!!!

Sardar and Pathan SMS

aik pathan khudkushi karna chahta tha.

aik pathan khudkushi karna chahta tha.
lognon ne pocha to bola: meri BV meray dost k sath bhag gae hay aur mein …
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apnay dost k beghari nai reh sakta…!!!

Sardar and Pathan SMS

Pathan: Yeh FRIJ kitnay ka hai?

Pathan: Yeh FRIJ kitnay ka hai?

Salesman: Hum pathano ko koi cheez nahi baichtey,

Pathan after 1 month clean shave with 3 piece suit: Yeh FRIJ kitnay ka hai?

Salesman: Hum pathano ko cheezein nahi baichatay,

After 2 months full angrez ban k gaya: What’s the cost of that FIRIJ

Salesman: Hum pathano ko cheezein nahi baichatay,

Pathan gusay mein: Tujhe kaise pata chal jata hai k mein pathan hon?

Salesman: Kyun k yeh FIRIJ nahi “ALMARI” hai.

Sardar and Pathan SMS

aik stop se bus chali aur achanak

aik stop se bus chali aur achanak jhatka lagny se aik sardar aik larki par gir gia.
Larki boli: batamez, kia kar rahay ho???
Sardar (sharma k): G, Punjab University se B.Com kar raha hon

Sardar and Pathan SMS

pathan:miss apne kal mujhe call q ki thui kya kaam tha mujh se??

pathan:miss apne kal mujhe call q ki thui kya kaam tha mujh se??

teacher:main ne to koi call nhn ki

pathan:to phir mere mobile pe kyun likha tha 1 miss call….!!