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Doctor Nurse SMS

Memon 1: Mein ne is saal

Memon 1: Mein ne is saal megai ki waja se 2 deeg hi pakai niyaaj ki…
to kahan tha to ne nahi khai? acha tu to wahabi he na tum log niyaj nahi khatay!

Memon 2: Abhi 2010 me pabandi utha li he darul uloom dio band waloo ne 11wi me yaad rakhna gaffar…

Doctor Nurse SMS

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That’s terrible! WHAT could be WORSE? What’s the very bad news?
Doctor: I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.