sardar: aj mein ne pani ko dhoka day diya.
dost: wo kaisy???
sardar: mein ne nahany k leay pani garam kia, par mein ne thandy pani se naha liya!!!
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Teacher: is ka kia matlab hay ” I MISS YOU”
Teacher: is ka kia matlab hay ” I MISS YOU”
Pathan: is ka matlab hay “mein tumari miss hon”
aik pathan khudkushi karna chahta tha.
aik pathan khudkushi karna chahta tha.
lognon ne pocha to bola: meri BV meray dost k sath bhag gae hay aur mein …
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apnay dost k beghari nai reh sakta…!!!
pathan ne shoq shoq mein roza rakh lia
pathan ne shoq shoq mein roza rakh lia
bety se pocha;
dekh soraj dooba?
beta; nai
dobara pocha
dooba kia??
beta; nia g
pathan; lagta hay mujy le k dooby ga.
Pathan: Yeh FRIJ kitnay ka hai?
Pathan: Yeh FRIJ kitnay ka hai?
Salesman: Hum pathano ko koi cheez nahi baichtey,
Pathan after 1 month clean shave with 3 piece suit: Yeh FRIJ kitnay ka hai?
Salesman: Hum pathano ko cheezein nahi baichatay,
After 2 months full angrez ban k gaya: What’s the cost of that FIRIJ
Salesman: Hum pathano ko cheezein nahi baichatay,
Pathan gusay mein: Tujhe kaise pata chal jata hai k mein pathan hon?
Salesman: Kyun k yeh FIRIJ nahi “ALMARI” hai.
petrol pump pe likha tha
petrol pump pe likha tha
“don’t use mobile”
pathan ne mobile nikala
aur sub doston ko call kar k kaha…
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fone na karna mien petrol pump pe hon…!!!
aik stop se bus chali aur achanak
aik stop se bus chali aur achanak jhatka lagny se aik sardar aik larki par gir gia.
Larki boli: batamez, kia kar rahay ho???
Sardar (sharma k): G, Punjab University se B.Com kar raha hon
Pathan ki bv:zor se chilai aur boli Gul khan jaldi bathroom se bahir niklo
Pathan ki bv:zor se chilai aur boli Gul khan jaldi bathroom se bahir niklo Zalzala aaya hay!
Pathan: Tum usko bithao hum aata hay.
pathan:miss apne kal mujhe call q ki thui kya kaam tha mujh se??
pathan:miss apne kal mujhe call q ki thui kya kaam tha mujh se??
teacher:main ne to koi call nhn ki
pathan:to phir mere mobile pe kyun likha tha 1 miss call….!!