Written On The T-Shirt Of A Girl:
STATUTORY WARNING:
Objects Inside The T-Shirt Are
Larger Then They Appear From Outside.
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Aids awareness slogan…
Aids awareness slogan:
Cover ur stump b4 u pump
dont b silly, protect ur jelly..
AIDS is no joke
wrap b4 u poke
dont be fool
condomize ur tool… 😉
Sex is game…
KAMASUTRA says that.. sex is..
Duty- if done with ur wife..
Art- if done with ur love..
Education- if done with a virgin..
Tution- if done with ur teacher..
Job- if done with your boss/secretary..
Science- if done with a fertile lady..
Business- if done with a prostitute..
Social work – if done with ur neighbour
Charity- if done with a widow
Sacrifice- if done with ur own hand
What is a kiss?
Q: What is a kiss?
A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.
Mallika went to a swimming pool in a bra n panty.
Mallika went to a swimming pool in a bra n panty.
Guard: madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: kaun sa utaroon?
GOd is great..
GOd is great.
One such example is here
He blows the naughty wind which blows
the gal’s skirt high,
But he sends dust along to close
the boys eyes as well.
That son of a Bitch…
Girl : “Forgive me father for I have sinned.”
Priest : “What have you done my child?”
Girl : “I called a man a son of a bitch.”
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Santa won an English quiz…
Santa won an English quiz by writing the opposite word of:
Manchester United
Guess What he has written?.
Woman chest are Divided.. !
A GIRL Puts Her Fingers…
A GIRL Puts Her Fingers Near HOTEL MANAGER’S Lips.
MANAGER Kisses n sucks Each Finger
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GIRL: Tell Your BOSS There Is No Tissue Paper In ur TOILET…