smsmaja

Cricket SMS

Run out

In a tense game, a batsman was given run out,
a decision with which he obviously disagreed.

He paced up and down outside the pavilion until the umpires came in.

‘I wasn’t out, you know,’ he said to the umpire.
‘Oh no? Look in the paper tomorrow!’ said the umpire.

Election SMS

PPP Government k 4 Saal

PPP Govt K 4 saal or 9 mahine

May 2008 to Dec 2012

Petrol: 56 – 108=52

Diesel: 39 – 115=66

CNG: 30 – 75=45

Bike:50,000-68,000=18

AC:15,000-42,000=27

US Dollar : 60 – 96=36

Aata: 13 -37=24

Sugar:21-65=44

Milk: 25-72=47

Cooking Oil:90-190=100

G.S.T: 15% – 25%=10

Call & Sms tax:15% -21%=6

D.A.P Urea: 1,300 – 4,700=3,400

Load Shedng:30%-150%=120

Bijli Unit: 2.13 – 9.38=7.25

Gold: 20,000 – 65,000=45,000

Awam mar gai Par

“BIBI” or

“Bhutto”

Aaj b Znda hai.

LANAT HAI AESI DEMOCRACY PAR..

UMEED HAI K AB AWAM KO HOSH AA GAE HO GE K KON ZINDA HAI AUR KON HAR roz mrta haI

plzz vote hamesha soch smjh k dain.

Esa na ho k bibi zinda rahay aor Qaom …….?